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imminent-danger-came · 5 months ago

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Lmk s5, to me:

#mr toby fox you have been hurting me this week #edit list #lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk rant #lmk theme: choice #lmk theme: the end

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crabhousecrafting · 7 months ago

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hermitcraft “fun facts” are so hilarious because they’re always like

etho created the hopper clock! ⏰

xisuma created bedwars! 🛏️

cubfan is a published astrophysicist.

#like HUH?????#just the fact that these are on the same list as equal facts tickles me endlessly #also doc?? hello????#these two have doctorates in respective fields and also!!! they play minecraft ❤️❤️❤️#hc10 #hermitcraft #ethoslab #xisuma #xisumavoid #cubfan135 #edit: it took 15k notes for someone to point out i misspelled xisuma 😭😭😭😭😭#fixed it! apologies for my transgressions

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evilwizard · 9 months ago

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legend tells that Thoth, god of knowledge and magic, played cards with Khonsu, god of the moon, and won 5 extra days worth of moonlight. he gave them to the sky goddess Nut (who was forbidden from giving birth on any day of the then 360-day year), subsequently allowing her to produce Osiris, Isis, Horus, Set, and Nepthys—one on each of the five days

no one knows that Thoth was up to with the whole “leap year” thing. after all, there’s no way Nut could give birth to just 1/4th of a god. unless…..

no way!!!! this has become a CERTIFIED MEDJED POST!!!!!!!!!!

𓅓𓂝𓆓𓂧𓐦

TRUE MEDJ-HEADS REBLOG!!!!!!!!!!

#this is a take that is going to get a lot of ancient Egyptian scholars very mad at me <|:^)#EDIT: earlier version of this post accidentally listed Geb (husband of Nut) as one of her children instead of Set. my sincerest apologies #I’ll do more fact checking of my sources in the future

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badolmen · 6 months ago

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They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.

#ra speaks #personal #JOKING.#this is a joke this is a parody of right wing rants regarding social phenomenon they believe to be oppressed by left leaning politics.#but within the perspective of an old fictional hitman.#this is a joke tangentially referencing my fictional hitmen from a fictional story in which no harm comes to career politicians #obviously but also if this gets me on a list o7 #fbi agent in my phone I’m a disabled autistic dyke with zero engineering or chemistry background #my skills are best applied to…idk sabatoging national forest harvest regimes? but I’m not doing that they’re neglected enough as is.#edit: oops this is getting notes o/ hiiiii cia agent reading this post <3 a union leader my dad worked w got fucking assassinated #by Pinkertons and y’all didn’t do shit. I hope you have visions of hell and become a nomadic hermit self flagellating in the woods #edit 2: ooooooh there was a pres debate last night. that’s why people care about my two week old joke hitman post. was wondering why.

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wannabe-simblr · 2 months ago

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Autumn looks ft. Odessa

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the-final-sif · 2 years ago

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I feel like there's two parts to the no fly list leak that are getting overlooked right now

1) the person in question has the handle "maia arson crimew" meaning media outlets have to cite "crimew" as the person they're quoting, which is amazing.

2) From everything I've read, crimew didn't actually commit a crime (in this case at least). According to crimew, the no-fly list was discovered on a publicly accessible server, totally unsecured. crimew was using Shodan which is a totally legal tool regularly used by a lot of the security community for research. Schools use and provide access to Shodan, it's a normal tool. Nothing crimew was doing was out of the ordinary. Her access and use of the file was most likely legal (or at least next to impossible to prosecute), given that it was publicly accessible.

crimew even notified CommuteAir of the data vulnerability. Which prevented more sensitive data from leaking, and was absolutely a sign of acting in good faith. Her obligation to even do that is a pretty gray area, but she did it anyways.

Now, crimew has gotten charged by the US in the past for other things, however, Swiss citizens cannot be extradited against their will. So the proceedings were suspended. She could only be charged under Swiss law, and given that the data is/was publicly accessible and the exposure was for public good, that's very unlikely to happen.

The people actually getting investigated by congress/the FBI/the TSA are the idiots at CommuteAir that were hosting the no fly list on an unsecured publicly accessible server. They're the ones who actually get in trouble for failing to have followed basic security protocols. They're the ones who had a legal obligation to safe guard that data, and they're the ones who fucked up.

#sif speaks #maia arson crimew #no-fly list #politics #to be clear to people in my inbox #I already edited this post to fix the accidentally switch to them/they #The remaining uses of them/they aren't referring to crimew #they're referring to other people #I can't do anything to update reblog chains though

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spellboundcities · 1 year ago

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Is it too late to make this joke

(original v)

#I remember seeing an edit meme of this but I can't remember who made it #if you see this thank you for putting the imagery in my brain #local cryptid draws #trafficblr #secret life #gem and the scotts #geminitay #impulsesv #scott smajor #AND #scott pilgrim vs the world #life series #many many many cameos. See if you can list them all!!#block game go brrr

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mistfallengw2 · 3 months ago

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OC's Background Relationships Ask Game

Send an ask with OC + emoji (or the corresponding text), get a short ramble about the relationship of that OC with the corresponding side/background characters!

🎲 - Biological parents

👑 - Person who raised your OC and/or was important during their formative years

❓ - Estranged family/relatives they've never met

📎 - Siblings/close family

✨ - Children (current or future)

💎 - Chosen family (including warband)

🧸 - Childhood friends

🏆 - Best friends (past, current or future)

💌 - First crush/love

💋 - First kiss

🌹 - First relationship

🌶️ - First intimacy

💍 - Partners (current or future)

💔 - Exes

🍑 - Notable flings

✏️ - Classmates (including other cubs at the fahrar for charr)

⚙️ - Coworkers/boss (krewe/other charr outside of warband)

🐾 - Pets

🔪 - Enemy/nemesis

💢 - Person they can't stand

⚰️ - Someone they lost (not necessarily dead)

🩹 - Someone who was a source of trauma

🗑️ - "It's complicated"

©️ - Bonus: Canon NPC important to them

[Note: doesn't have to be in-depth, and if something is not applicable to an OC, you get to reroll!]

#gw2 #gw2 ocs #guild wars 2 #ask games #ask meme #disclaimer: OP takes no responsibility for the creation of new characters and the consequent brainrot (you're welcome)#this also works if you want to come up with ideas for your OC's social circle and backstory!#[I made this for GW2 OCs but it can be applied to any fandom]#might not be the most “standard” ask game but this is how I ended up with nearly 400 characters. so...#as for my characters: any on the list can be poked with these questions #my ask games #note: I will send asks only to those with gw2 ocs and easy to find character lists/tags.#edit: welp this has totally left fandom containment so I'm deactivating notifs

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histerek · 14 days ago

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Stiles: [sobbing bc he can’t save the puppy* who is going to FREEZE in the cold]

Claudia and John, who know this is absolutely NOT a dog: [trying to wrestle the pup out of Stiles’ deceptively strong three-year-old grip]

*Derek, not a puppy but a wolf cub who is admittedly tiny for his age: [head empty no thoughts, enjoying the scent and warmth of Stiles’ scarf]

Talia, watching this all go down behind a tree: [plotting how to save her son for the FIFTH TIME THIS SKI SEASON who she’s beginning to suspect doesn’t want to be saved]

#sterek #sterek fanart #sterek art #haleinski #eternalsterek #teen wolf #derek hale #stiles stilinski #fanart #my art #to the person who sent me an ask about my fave fanfic writers I see you and I love you!!#I will try to post my list soon #have this doodle while I work on the list #love you mwah #edit: added some color and changed the captions #Ik canonically the sheriffs name is Noah but I disagree #it’s actually John #I stand by that and changed the caption to reflect that lol

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mikumutual · 1 year ago

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my dealer: got some straight gas this strain is called “visual novels” you’ll be binging til 4am

me: yeah whatever i bet this game sucks

5 minutes later: dude i swear these timelines are irrevocably altering my brain chemistry

my discord friend pacing: i think the narrator is a character

#ask me for recommendations i'll tell you every vn i've ever played #edit: i made the list <3 search by 'comments only' in the notes‚ you'll find it

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heartorbit · 4 months ago

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find another role, carry on the show

#EDIT IT DIDNT SAVE MY TAGS. hey so this post got a thousand notes huh. interesting. surely nothing will change #i'll leave all the old tags. for my thought process. and its kinda funny #take a bow stupid idiot (throws a tomato at them)#in stars and time #isat #siffrin #siffrin no middle names no last name ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧#... or is it. Smiles #i'd like to draw mira for her birthday but um (hasnt open artfight website in a few days) im scared.#also i have NICE ASKS TO ANSWER.... But im scared. give me a minute #Uawaaaaagh i drew this bc i was trying to animate a little bit but it just . Didnt look good. im not good ag 2d animation #tch. ill keep trying cause there ar e way too many songs that and now about isat because i have brain worms. i need amvs.#IM SCARED TO POST THINGS THAT ARE SPOILERY BECAUSE I WANT MY FRIENDS TO PLAY ISAT. BUT.#isat spoilers #in stars and time spoilers #sasasap #sasasa:p #WHAT IS THE PROLOGUES TAG.#tshirt that says 'i <3 killing the image in the mirror and taking its place' on the fromt #and a list of megan thee stallions tour dates on the back. お金稼ぐ俺らはスター #Im kind of tempted to edit this to be the versiom with the eyes. or maybe twt can have that. or. well #all of my friends are on twt (trombone slide sfx) so maybe thats where i should worry about spoilers.#ill see if i want to slap an eyepatch on them in the morning #Im one of those people who was like idgaf about twohats (lets it simmer for a week) Oh my god. Oh my god. Ohmy god #EDIT. i swapped it out for the Eyes version it should be fine as long as its tagged formspoilers right...#ill post eyepatch vers on twt partly bc spoilers but also ppl over there can be .. annoying ..... ....#i fear i would get 800 You Forgot The Eyepatch replies. PLEASE JUST SEE MY VISION.#[BANGING MY HANDS ON THE GLASS] HIS HAND. LIKE IN THE PROLOGUE. WHEN THEYE. HANDS. HELD[EXPLOSION

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imminent-danger-came · 1 year ago

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"Still...I am sorry you were born, child. I have brought you a hero's fate, and a hero's fate is never happy. It is never anything but tragic."

GOD I WAS ALWAYS GOING TO LOVE PJO

#THIS SHIT SLAPS OH MY GOD #YEEASS #THE TRAGEDY OF A HERO #YEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSS #edit list #imp tag #pjo suffering #pjo #tragedy arc #This is literally soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo MK #I will be making an MK edit to this quote me thinks

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plistommy · 7 months ago

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#It’s not Steve’s fault everyone wants a piece of that ass #The list of people who’d wanna rail Steve is a long one #May I name them #?#Billy Eddie Tommy Jonathan Nancy That random girl from s1 #MANY MANY MORE #steve harrington #stranger things #joe keery #my edit #edits #tweets #x #bisexual

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starkitten101 · 7 months ago

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Made this in like a minute out of frustration over a couple memories. Is this anything

#Mixed race #aromantic #asexual #split attraction #nonbinary #multigender #trying to cover all groups who’ll relate but can’t list all of them from the top of my head #I’m both btw #It’s even worse when I can only select “mixed/multiracial” on a survey but can’t specify WHICH RACES I AM #JUST LET ME SELECT BOTH SOUTH ASIAN AND WHITE DAMMIT #Edit: hold on let me add a few more to the tags #Bigender #queer #genderfluid #multiracial #biracial

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kreepykutieuwu · 1 year ago

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Gay ships from video games and other media that have fanbases full of dudebros and 16-year-old boys that would get pissy about said ships are my bread and butter

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wannabe-simblr · 2 months ago

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Autumn looks 🍂

02. Hair | Outfit | Boots | Coat | Bag

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